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Camwater : on célèbre la journée mondiale sans eau au Cameroun

La principale entreprise de distribution du précieux liquide nous a sevrés en ce jour mémorable. C’est trop chic !!!

La principale entreprise de distribution du précieux liquide nous a sevrés en ce jour mémorable. C’est trop chic !!!

C’est un exploit. Cesser de servir sa clientèle le jour de sa journée mondiale, c’est trop cool. C’est ça qui est la vérité hein !!! Et la Camwater l’a bien pigé. Aujourd’hui, elle a dit, aka pas d’eau dans les ménages de Douala aujourd’hui. Les robinets resteront secs. Et vous allez payer les exorbitantes factures qu’on va vous servir à la fin du mois piang, sinon, on vous prive d’eau, qui coule souvent à compte-goutte.

Que ceux qui n’ont pas de réserve aillent s’abreuver au marigot s’ils n’ont pas de forage.

Heureusement que j’avais un sceau d’eau qui trainait à la douche depuis hier soir. Bon après ça, je vais faire comment ? Si quelqu’un va aux toilettes, il va chasser comment ? En plus la pluie a cessé de tomber il y a quelques heures, alors que je m’apprêtais à sortir les récipients pour recueillir un peu d’eau.

Je suis mort en guerre wayayouiiii !!! En plus dans les environs, il n’y a même pas un coup d’eau qui s’est égaré quelque part où je peux m’approvisionner.

En même temps, je ne perds rien à attendre la fin de la journée mondiale sans eau pour avoir un peu d’eau colorée.

Didier Ndengue
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